250+ Crazy Status & Quotes in English >> Status For Crazy People

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Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Facebook & Instagram

Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Facebook & Instagram

"Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook."

"Girls work on their looks but not their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind."

"Life is too short smile while you still have teeth."

"I'm soo poor. . . I can't even pay attention."

"You know my name not my story. So don’t assume…a damned thing!"

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry."

"Copycats are cheats lacking creativity."

"My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!"

"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."

"I and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…."

"GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything."

"You can never buy Love...But still, you have to pay for it."

"Life Is Too Short To Waste On Hating Other People."

"Don't waste your time by reading my WhatsApp status"

"Crazy is only for minded people."

Crazy Status for Crazy People

Crazy Status for Crazy People

"Never make eye contact while eating a banana."

"My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane."

"Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore."

"I do anything in this world that I want."

"When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians."

"I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying."

"Group projects makes me understand why batman prefers to work alone."

"You can never buy Love… But still, you have to pay for it."

"Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC."

"Holding my crazy in is a full-time job."

"It's better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat."

"Fact: Phone on silent mode - 10 Missed call. Turns volume to loud - Nobody calls all day!!"

"I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me."

"My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol."

"It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry."

"Single doesn’t Always mean Available"

"One short girl and A tall boy- Deadly combination."

"FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic."

"Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection."

"Even Handsome thinks I’m Handsome..!!"

"Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!"

"Waiting for Wi-Fi Network. ."

"Dance is the hidden language of the mad."

"Keep Calm & Just Chill and drink beer."

"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture."

"In bed, it's 6 am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31."

"Don't disturb me. now I am studying"

"You'll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you."

"Life is too short a smile while you still have teeth..."

"If one teacher should teach"

"Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped."

"TODAY has been canceled. Go back to BED."

"My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!"

"Nowadays, “Crazy” means- “I don’t care.”

"When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the..."

"My life, my rules!"

"Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never do because life is short so live it up! :)."

"The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is the weight."

"Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them."

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Crazy Quotes for Fb & Whatsapp

Crazy Quotes for Fb & Whatsapp

"Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else."

"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."

"My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death."

"When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the. . . '."

"Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed."

"One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Are you crazy....."

"If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more."

"Available! Please disturb me. ."

"Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)."

"At the party...... Being Crazy!"

"I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer."

"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software. . . it's called Monday, please fix it."

"Single doesn't always mean available. ."

"Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull."

"It is cute when ur crush’s crush is uuh"

"I will kill you with my awesomeness. ."

"They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius:-B."

"I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative."

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either."

"Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…Feeling crazy..."

"I've had a busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."

"Save water - Drink beer!"

"I hate when I am about to hug someone s3xy and my face hits the mirror."

"Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns the volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!!"

"Craziness is the poetry of the body."

"At least mosquitoes are attracted to me."

"Nooooo...I just dropped my bag of Doritos."

"I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!"

"I will kill you with my awesomeness…"

"Dear Math, please grow up and solve your problems, I'm tired of solving them for you."

"Don't be happy. I don't forgive people, I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my turn to destroy them."

"Available!! Please disturb me.."

"Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."

"I'm The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date."

"silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say."

"Being crazy doest enough."

Crazy Captions for Fb & Whatsapp

Crazy Captions for Fb & Whatsapp

"I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger."

"There are shortcuts to happiness, and Craziness is one of them."

"Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not."

"I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt."

"Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you d ordered that."

"One is very crazy when in love."

"I'm jealous of my parents. . . I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!"

"When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message or calls, Becomes the enemy .."

"At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)."

"–That awkward moment when the awkward moment gets even more awkward!"

"Keep calm, Feeling crazy, and enjoy life."

"But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.”

"Once a cheater always a repeater…"

"Social media knows me better than anyone."

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!"

"Crazy is Not An Attitude, It's The Way to know who I Am."

"Life is Short - Chat Fast!"

"Hey, there WhatsApp is using me."

"Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! ."

"I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor."

"It is not called staring when you looking back at me!"

"Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities."

"I am Crazyness, If you want to be with me you have to be crazy..."

"For me studying is like S-singing T-tweeting U-unlimited chatting D-dreaming Y-yawning"

"There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian, and Tuesday / Saturday."

"TODAY has been canceled. Go back to BED."

"I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card."

"Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL."

"My dogs won't prefer to piss on you..they have a class**"

"Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!"

Craziness Quotes

"Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?"

"Its enough dude...No more party today."

"I’ve been having so much bad luck lately that if I bought a scratch-off lottery ticket it would probably tell me I OWED money!"

"If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I’m pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!"

"For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept."

"reason for boots being called "shit kickers;" cuz if you mess with MY man I will take my boot, and kick the shit outta you!"

"If life gives you lemons, just add v0dka."

"Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship."

"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D."

"Life is too short smile while you still have teeth. ."

"Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me."

"Girls use photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity."

"Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat."

"Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, bcoz I’m MIND-BLOWING"

"My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning."

"If life gives you lemons, just add vodka."

"Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you, Guys."

"I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I've got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory."

"Life is Short - Chat Fast!"

"Successfully wasted this year."

"My teacher wear sunglasses when she teaches me bcoz I am a bright student"

"Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed"

"I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them."

"I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about ??"

"Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped"

"Craziness is my attitude."

"You can't be best friends without insulting each other."

"Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting the fact that you're going to die."

"If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking."

"Everything funnier when you are supposed to be quiet."

Crazy Status for Instagram

"Everything funnier when you're supposed to be quiet."

"I Like to study... Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO... GIRLS - YES!!!"

"When you are crazy you learn to keep quiet.”
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!"

"I was not busy to be online… I had just given up on my life when I picked up this girl's phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'."

"Don't see my last seen… text me if u miss me...Feeling crazy..."

"Bitch is just a term used for a girl who refuses a dog's proposal."

"I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."

"When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.”

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!"

"How can I miss something I never had?"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it."

"C.L.A.S.S- Come Late And Start Sleeping"

"The most career-destroying line for Indian guys. Bhaaaaai. Tujhe Dekh rahi hai.."

"Hey bro! We need something new."

"Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor's wife, And beer as COLD as your own."

"Definition of the human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & writes SAVE TREES on the same paper."

"After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful."

"I need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying."

"I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi."

"All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips."

"I’m the dude with a crazy attitude."

"If the school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking."

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other's phones."

"I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.."

"People are surprised with sudden rains. Relax guys, Rajnikant is testing his pichkari…"

"Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And I am that ONE GUY."

"I am cool but the party makes me crazy..."

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something."

"Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat."

"I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!"

"Whoever says Good Morning on Mondays deserves to get slapped."

"Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday."

"When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why."

"Don't gobble funk around with words.”

"I Am Not Useless, I Can Be Used As A Bad Example."

"Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it."

"I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice."

"I’m not failed… my success is just postponed."

"Roses are Red Violets are Blue… I’m counting the days when I can finally see U.."

"Always trying to crazy myself."

"Price is what you pay. Value is what you get."

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